Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a ham.
What kind of pigs know karate?
Pork chops!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?
Pigs-ties!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar!
Why did the pig take a bath?
The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
What do you give a sick pig?
Oink-ment!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?
The outside!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!
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