What type of horses only go out at night?
Nightmares!
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
I'm a little hoarse!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
How long should a racehorse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground!
A man rode his horse to town on Friday.
The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse's name was Friday.
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because it was a little horse!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the Library?
Why the long face?
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!
When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to!
What's the best way to lead a horse to water?
With lots of apples and carrots!
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can't jump!
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup!
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
It was too heavy to carry!
When does a horse talk?
Whinny wants to!
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
Which side of the horse has the most hair?
The outside!
What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!
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