Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola!
When is a car like a frog?
When it's becing toad!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft!
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!
What do frogs drink?
Hot croako!
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
A lost frog!
What's green and tough?
A toad with a machine gun!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
Because her husband spawned her affections!
What do you call a 100 year old frog?
An old croak!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog!
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest!
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You'll croak in no time!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts!
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?
Hop on!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
Whats the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
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