Mouse Jokes


What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

Mouse code!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!

What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
What's up Cat!

Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?
'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!

Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!

What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak!

What did the cat have for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
A thin mouse!

Is there a mouse in the house?
No, but there's a moose on the loose!

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!

Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!

Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!

What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
Bubble and squeak!

What's a mouse's favorite record?
Please cheese me!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse warming party!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!

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