What is the cat's favorite TV show?
The evening mews!
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
Smack a lion!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs!
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth!
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
'Let us prey.'
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A catastrophe!
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
Chairman Miaow!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
'Claws.'
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A stri-ped!
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
Cats can't drive!
What animals are the best pets?
Cats, because they are purr-fect!
What did the cat have for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Doger-pillars!
Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?
He thought it was a lion!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
So she wouldn't be spotted!
When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!
Is it hard to spot a leopard?
No, they come that way!
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
Big ones!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
'Pleased to eat you.'!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What is lion's favorite food?
Baked beings!
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