Ant Jokes

What ant is even bigger than that? 

Giant.

What do you call a 100 year old ant? 

Antique.

What game do ants play with elephants?

Squash

Why don't anteaters get sick? 

Because they are full of antibodies.

What do you call an ant from overseas? 

Important.

What do you call an ant with frogs legs? 

Antphibian.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater!

Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?

To trip up the ants!

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?

An ant's mouth!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? 

Tenants.

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? 

Independant.

What is the biggest ant in the world? 

Elephant.

Why did the ant race along the boxtop? 

Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."

What kind of ant is good at adding things up? 

Accountant.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? 

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...