Bee Jokes




Why did the bee get married? 
Because he found his honey 


What's a bees favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee! 

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? 
A hum dinger! 

Who is the bees favorite singer? 
Sting! 

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
Because they kept droning on and on!

What do you call a bee born in May?
 A maybe!

What kind of bee can't be understood?
A mumble bee!

Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box!

What TV station do bees watch?
Bee bee c one!

What is a baby bee? 
A little humbug! 

What does a bee get at McDonalds? 
A humburger!  

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? 
A bee in a submarine! 

What's more dangerous than being with a fool? 
Fooling with a bee!

What did the spider say to the bee? 
Your honey or your life! 


What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself!

Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Beacuse of the honey combs!


What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee!

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A bramble bee!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at a buzz stop!

What is the bees favorite film?
The Sting!

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold!


What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A bee is an aeroplane!

Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore! 

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him? 
He's bee-witched! 



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