What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
The crane!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they forgot the words!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie!
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds!
How do you get a cut-price parrot?
Plant bird seed!
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing!
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play!
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What birds are found in Portugal?
Portu-geese!
What bird tastes just like butter?
A stork!
What's another name for a clever duck?
A wise quacker!
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
Three swallows!
What is a duck's favorite TV show?
The feather forecast!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk you ear off!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!
Where do birds invest their money?
In the stork market!
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
The Birds Eye counter!
What kind of bird opens doors?
A kiwi!
Where does a parrot go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!
Did you hear the story about the parrot?
Yes, it's a beautiful tale!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English!
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