Why couldn't the snake talk?
It had a frog in his throat!
What is a frog's favorite year?
Leap year!
What is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog!
What is a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et!
What is a frog's favorite flower?
Croak-us!
What is a frog's favorite cold drink?
Croak-a-cola!
What is a frog's favorite hot drink?
Hot croak-o!
What is a frog's favorite music?
Hip hop!
How did the toad die?
It croaked!
How did the toad die?
It Kermited suicide!
How deep is a frog pond?
Kneedeep, kneedeep!
What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?
It gets toad away!
What is a frog's favorite exercise?
Jumping Jacks!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A ribbit!
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat what bugs them!
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy!
What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open toad shoes!
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're already wearing green!
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new!
Where do you get frogs' eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
Hop in!
What does a frog say when it washes a window?
Rub it, rub it, rub it!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A hopsicle!
What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, she croaks if you even touch her!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A Unhoppy!
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